Ferrari California Cars For All
Thursday, April 1, 2010
How can every Californian drive a Ferrari California model immediately?
After consulting with high-level economists, lawmakers and transportation specialists, this California blog has come up with a plan to save our state's transportation infrastructure --- and our state's cool reputation for total hipness!
The "Red Car" Program For California
Many cities around the world enjoy a community bicycle sharing program which provides free usage of public bikes for short, local trips. Upon finding such a bicycle, one can ride it, then drop it off at another public bike stand.
A bike sharing program like this attempts to save resources while reducing the carbon footprint of commuting and it encourages citizens to exercise. Sounds great, except for the exercising part.
We Californians still like to go 140 mph while sitting on imported leather.
California needs a community Ferrari California sharing program NOW! It would be fantastic to see "community Ferrari" stations up and down the Golden State. Just imagine what a great public service this program would be.
It should be a fundamental right for every citizen of California to know the thrill of driving an exquisite Ferrari California. To experience a superior sports car ride --- and look good doing it --- should be a birthright of the "Glamor Republic".
Let's call it California's "Red Car Program".
We cannot rest until every single Californian has a legal right to jaw-dropping transportation. We have a global image to uphold, after all.
"Nobody walks in L.A." is an expression from our past. Today, we must put all other agendas on the back burner until NOBODY WALKS IN CALIFORNIA!
Look, folks. It's not called the Ferrari Alabama. It's the Ferrari California! These cars should be on every corner statewide, mandated by law.
Ferrari California Scenic Drive
