Jerry Brown: Back For More!

Old California Governor Jerry Brown has become the new California Governor Jerry Brown.  After leaving us out in the cold on his first time around, "Governor Moonbeam" is warming up to us again.

Jerry Brown is back for more.

While Brown's people are ripping the name of former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger off of the wall in front of the governor's office, the California sky has been crying for weeks.

It is the end of an era and the start of a new era that echoes back to an old era.

The cheers that accompanied Schwarzenegger's heroic motorcycle entrance into Sacramento have turned to tears and convulsions of fear and trembling over what might be in store, once again, for California.

As the roar of former Governor Schwarzenegger's motorbike fades into a cloudy and rainy California sunset, Californians are reflecting on the early '80s when Jerry Brown split from the governorship --- leaving behind only the beanbags on the floor of his vacant Sacramento apartment.

We Californians remember the hell Jerry Brown plunged us into when he left office in January 1983, and our emotional scars are still fresh and feeling raw.

Now he's back for more?  What nerve!

When Jerry Brown left California out in the cold, our women were forced to wear leg warmers and bulky shoulder pads just to stay warm.  How disgraceful!

The young people of California gritted their teeth through the abject poverty of ripped T-shirts, plastic jewelry, and only one earring.  How humiliating!

The men and women of the Golden State could not even afford a decent haircut, so we had to endure the embarrassment of wild, gigantic frizz-bombs of hair in an apparent statewide shortage of shears.  How shameful!

We, the People of California, blame Jerry Brown for turning our trendsetting capitol into MULLETFORNIA upon his departure.  And, wouldn't you know, that trend spread to the furthest corners of the earth.

NEVER AGAIN!

All of us must do our part to make sure that such a hellish and horrifying 'hairstyle holocaust' is never repeated.  For the sake of future generations of Californians, let's stop Governor Jerry Brown before he does it to us one more time!

We won't go back to Spandex.  Never again!