Jim Morrison Ghost!

Jim Morrison, the singer and lyricist of the band The Doors and the most iconic frontman in rock music history, appears as a ghost in his old childhood home, according to his mortal mistress.

Rhonda Baron's family bought the haunted Arlington, Virginia home where Jim Morrison spent his childhood years.  She has now come forward publicly to tell the world of her ghostly affair with The Lizard King.

The woman stated in a television media interview that Jim Morrison's ghost has regularly visited her between the sheets in the very bed Morrison used to sleep in at his family's old house.

"I was lying in bed.  The spirit lay down on the bed beside me on his back and turned and looked at me.  It was like a haze.  You could look through it," declared Rhonda Baron.

Jim Morrison apparently mistook Rhonda as his "L.A. Woman" and he evidently wanted to "Love Her Madly". 

Did he really say, "Touch Me", "Light My Fire" and "Love Me Two Times"?  How cheesy.  That just goes to show you "People Are Strange".

Ms. Baron said that Morrison has disappeared since she told him she no longer needed his help.

Morrison wasn't the famous guy from California who said, "Help Me Rhonda", so the haunting romance reached "The End".

Today, Rhonda sits around "Waiting For The Sun".  What else does one do "When The Music's Over"?

Since Jim Morrison was pardoned by the Florida governor six months ago, he's now ready for this July's 40th anniversary of his mortal death, which is sure to be a "Celebration of the Lizard".

Guaranteed, the ghostly California rock star will surely "break on through to the other side" for yet more post-mortem media coverage in 2011.

It may be true that 'No One Here Gets Out Alive', but no super-famous person is ever allowed to truly die in L.A., so Jim Morrison remains a growling ghost of glitter.