California Featherhead Invasion!

Feather hair extensions from California are taking over the U.S. population, causing Americans to look like rooster clones from coast to coast.

More of these 'featherheads' are appearing each day as the Golden State trend sweeps the nation.  The sudden invasion of hair extension feathers is out of control.

Reports are pouring in from shocked eyewitnesses everywhere.

At the mall, hair feather mania.  Feather hair extensions on children.  Even more horrifying, hair extension feathers on pooches at dog parks!

This featherhead insanity even has hippies weaving feathers into their underarm hair.  When will this nightmare end?

Jerry Brown, do something!  Obama, where are you?  The Great Featherhead Invasion of 2011 is taking over America.  Call Homeland Security!

The propagators of these hair feathers have even taken over the head of American Idol's Steven Tyler.

Who will be next?

We must band together and protect our kids before they turn into multicolored chicken heads.  Save the children, people!

Watch your friends and neighbors closely.  The second you see the first feather sprouting out of their hair, call the authorities immediately.

You think this is a joke?  There are as many as 200 feather extensions in the hair of some victims.  Believe me, there's no flying over that kind of cuckoo's nest.

The number of hybrid fowl mutants is growing at an alarming rate --- and do you think the mainstream media is covering this?  No.  They're in on the conspiracy!

This blog has proof of where this featherhead invasion started from.

Watch the video, below, and you will see real California girls frolicking on the beach in Malibu with weird smiles on their faces --- and feathers sprouting out of their heads!

It's too late for them, but not for us.  We can stop this feathery infiltration in its chicken-tracks.

We need an anti-featherhead military command center set up immediately.

I just knew when that old '60s "San Francisco" song got popular with all that talk about being "sure to wear some flowers in your hair", well, it was a slippery-slope.  Now it's escalated to feathers!

What's next?  Dog fur?  Cockroach wings?  Toenail clippings?  Where does this stop, I ask you?

You know what they say.  "Birds of a feather..."  Next thing you know, they'll start tweeting.