Aug 25, 2012
Prince Harry, also known as Prince Henry of Wales, The Vegas Playboy and The Party Prince, now has his big chance to star in a motion picture.
It is the motion, however, that poses a problem for England's Buckingham Palace.
It's not exactly Hollywood calling, it's the San Fernando Valley. Those who know what that means know exactly what that means.
Vivid Entertainment is California's biggest producer of movies for adult audiences over 18 years of age, and the filmmaker has offered $10 million for Prince Harry to "party" with others...
...wearing nothing but a spray tan.
The prince is busy this week apologizing for recent Las Vegas party pictures in which he was prominently featured, much to the shock and mortification of grandma Queen Elizabeth II.
The son of the late Princess Diana and heir to the British throne humiliated the royal family by shirking his responsibilities as an ambassador of the United Kingdom, according to Buckingham Palace officials.
Will Prince Harry take Vivid Entertainment's $10 million offer to become an extremely overexposed movie star? His acceptance of the film offer would certainly bring in a fortune for The Prince's Trust.
However, if it's true that "beauty is only skin deep," Prince Harry might want to get his head straight before Her Majesty does it for him with an iron scepter.
Perhaps things have been a little too "vivid" already and it's time to get back to kissing some Royal Highness, like in the following video.
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